Johnny Bravo

A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.
Johnny Bravo may be a bodybuilder, however, women don't want him. Seriously, no woman wants to date this hunk of a man!
by JellyBean600 February 15, 2019
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Johnny Bravo

One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
You see Johnny Bravo try to make stool wings? Yeah that was classic
by pacman jones32 October 12, 2010
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Someone you see everywhere but never interact with
That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life
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Someone you see everywhere but never interact with
That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken
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To shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.

Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."

When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.
She was drunk, I was there, she settled. I was happy to play Johnny Bravo.

I couldnt find what i was looking for, so I Johnny Bravo'd on this car.

I was in the right place at the right time. I got Johnny Bravo'd for the job.

Affirmative action is nothing more than Johnny Bravo'ing people into job positions because they "fit the suit."
by AJ Andrews May 17, 2008
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A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.
Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.
by Dr Vegeta PhD November 30, 2013
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The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'
(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."
(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."
by Parker Posey April 12, 2007
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