John Terry

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*

by the f.a April 24, 2020

John Terry

Fucking slippery cry baby,

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.

by Alan Shearer May 23, 2008

john terry

will be the future england captain, continuous indiscretions always convientently forgotten when the issue is discussed, because he's from london, shouts like Michael Caine and plays for a london club.

john terry was not considered for England's World Cup squad in 2002 after the incident

by Jemal Ginsberg July 11, 2006

John Terry

LEGEND He is one of the best defenders in the world and is and England international player. Has the knack of being in the right place at tghe right time. He can play anywhere on the pitch if he really wanted to (which includes in goal). He has also won the title of Chelsea captain and is up for the running as England Captain as a successor to David Beckham.

"no-ones getting past that rock John Terry at the back"

by Who Ate All The Pies July 18, 2006

John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

john terry

A very good but very over rated English Central Defender could be a good England Captain but not nearly as good as Steven Gerrard would be.

Granty - That John Terry's good aint he?
Gaz - Yeah, got fuck all on Ste Gerrard though

by Gary McGowan September 02, 2006

john terry

i luv im, e iz my fovurite player, i have a poster of him in my grimy bedroom, i hate girls but i am a batty boy that loves john terry. i am chicken bret dat needs a wash

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by ed is super (at being smelly) April 18, 2005