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Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond
Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!
Joe Playin' Ho by Josiah234782 January 20, 2009

Joe Hodge  

Joe Hodge He's pretty good , but he's no Joe Hodge
Joe Hodge by wwwebsters December 28, 2008
Girls (and some boys) who are sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. They are usually fans of all three boys.

"Hoe" was chosen because it rhymes with Joe.
That Taylor was a total Joe Hoe.
Joe Hoe by lovely1joehoe May 6, 2011

Joe Hollywood 

Joe Hollywood is an American Internet Celebrity. His popularity started very young when networking on MySpace. He is known for having popular quirky status updates on several social media websites and his blog JoeHollywood.org. He has networked well over Millions of people.
Dude: Is that Joe Hollywood from MySpace?
Girl: MySpace is so dead, but I remember him, LMAO!

JoeHollywood.org
Joe Hollywood by MikeJ39 July 7, 2011

Joe Hole 

A Joe Hole is a particularly nasty and diseased lair or man-cave of a dude.
Doug could never bring any women back to his Joe Hole of an apartment.
Joe Hole by MthrSprr July 12, 2011

Joe Holt 

verb: To Joe Holt. To exchange homosexual anal sex for a payment in alcohol to the sum of two bottles of wine (quality of wine not specific)
"OMG Did you hear about that guy? He totally Joe Holted last night"
Joe Holt by JH's secret lover February 21, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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