jizz train 

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

jizz train by Philip McAvoy May 3, 2008

train jizz 

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

train jizz by that girl you know April 10, 2009

Jizzbrain 

The severe backup of semen, cum, load, in an ear. Usually caused by a 41 or 82.

Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.

Jizzbrain by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004

Jizzbrained 

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained.

Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

Jizzbrained by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 23, 2009

jizzgraine

Horrible, pulsating headache that only occurs during and immediately after ejaculation.

I got the worst jizzgraine after busting a nut on Becky's face

jizzgraine by P-Scrilla December 13, 2019

jizzbrain 

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

jizzbrain by stinky May 27, 2003