When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.
Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.
Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.
Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.
by Seafloorium August 23, 2009