Skip to main content

Jiminy Christmas

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022
mugGet the Jiminy Christmas mug.

Jiminy Christmas

When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.
"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"

"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"

"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."
by Necksmater April 30, 2020
mugGet the Jiminy Christmas mug.

jimminy christmas

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).
Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.
mugGet the jimminy christmas mug.

jiminschristmas

Someone that thinks farts are still funny and hates cute nicknames and is scared of microwaves,spiders,needles,blood,and men
“Omg did you see jiminschristmas say how she wants to be a model?”

“Yeah she’s ugly have you seen her she has no chance
by Juvt December 24, 2020
mugGet the jiminschristmas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email