When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.
"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'