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Jiminy Christmas

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!

Jiminy Christmas

When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.
"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"

"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"

"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."
Jiminy Christmas by Necksmater April 30, 2020

jimminy christmas 

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).
Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

jiminschristmas 

Someone that thinks farts are still funny and hates cute nicknames and is scared of microwaves,spiders,needles,blood,and men
“Omg did you see jiminschristmas say how she wants to be a model?”

“Yeah she’s ugly have you seen her she has no chance”
jiminschristmas by Juvt December 24, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026