jiminy christmas
jiminy christmas by brandon February 17, 2005
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Jiminy Christmas
Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.
What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
Jiminy Christmas by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022
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Jiminy Christmas
When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.
"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"
"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"
"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."
"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"
"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."
Jiminy Christmas by Necksmater April 30, 2020
jimminy christmas
The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).
Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.
jimminy christmas by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007
jiminschristmas
Someone that thinks farts are still funny and hates cute nicknames and is scared of microwaves,spiders,needles,blood,and men
“Omg did you see jiminschristmas say how she wants to be a model?”
“Yeah she’s ugly have you seen her she has no chance”
“Yeah she’s ugly have you seen her she has no chance”
jiminschristmas by Juvt December 24, 2020
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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