A monster that resides in a CPU. Shining light on the processor will increase the size of the Jiggawatt, thereby making your computer faster. Always have a mirror on hand in case the Jiggawatt gets too large - a Compact Disc will do - as the Jiggawatt only retreats when shown an image of itself. A Jiggawatt is affected by the number of Hertz in your motherboard. Sellotaping disc drives to yourself upsets the balance of the Hertz and makes it safe to approach the Jiggawatt.
by Dr C Niall DeMencha February 25, 2014
“Hey man, mind if I eat this last slice?”
“Boi, if you don’t getcho jiggawatt ass outta here, Ima beat the shit outta ya”
“Boi, if you don’t getcho jiggawatt ass outta here, Ima beat the shit outta ya”
by BigDickNameNotRicck February 11, 2018
A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.
Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.
Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.
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Sam: This computer is too slow.
Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.
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Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.
Beth: Hells yea.
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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.
Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.
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Sam: This computer is too slow.
Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.
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Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.
Beth: Hells yea.
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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.
Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
by malcolmdog January 5, 2006