a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.
you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!
by ashlee November 11, 2004
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Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.
Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).
by smartguy5858 January 30, 2005
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a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =
Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!
by Kelly_hotness April 2, 2007
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Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.!!!! rock on chickie!!! we luv ya!!!
Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight!?!?!? NEWLYWEDS!!!
Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl
Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica
Me: its funneh i luv that show!!!
by Tamara January 27, 2005
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Jessica Simpson is a pop star singer
a hot girl
but one really stupid dumb blond!
proof that she is dumber than u!
Jessica SSimpson is the #1 dumb blond ever! literally!
by pia March 6, 2004
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the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense
jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton
by M. Ghandi May 5, 2006
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she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads
jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin
by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005
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