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An individual who makes random deer/donkey noises when intoxicated. A Jelen is usually clueless and the most clueless Jelens usually have their eyes too close together. Jelens cannot be stand because their presences are too unbearable. Stupidity is contagious and too much irritation ruins the soul.
That guy is such a Jelen, he thinks every female wants to be more than friends.

That Jelen vomited in the sink instead of the toilet, which is not too surprising.
jelen by That415Slang January 2, 2017
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he is a funny guy almost always fun to hang around
jelen is funny
jelen by pengu will 69 July 30, 2018
A Jecen is a boy who seems to have come straight out of your dreams. He’s a caring and giving person with a big heart and he makes you feel comfortable whenever he’s around. He has a calming disposition and he’s a great listener who genuinely cares about your opinions. He won’t judge you and he knows just what to say when you’re troubled or having doubts. A Jecen will be there for you anytime of the day or night.

A Jecen makes an excellent boyfriend and if a girl is lucky enough to get one, she should try to hang on to him. He’s not as concerned with how a girl looks as he is with her personality and how she makes him feel. A Jecen is loyal and devoted to his partner. He’s very forgiving and he doesn’t hold a grudge, even when he’s been treated poorly. He’s sweet and caring, smart and funny, kind and thoughtful and generally fun to be around.
“I’m so jealous of my sister, her boyfriend is a total Jecen.”

“Bruh, you’ll need to up your Jecen-game if you ever want a girl like that.”
Jecen by Illuminonymous September 1, 2019
JELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEAH
WHEN I FEEL LIKE ROLLIN UP IMA SLIDE IN (JELEEL YUH)
jeleel by spiderkai February 16, 2022
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015

Jeenie. Weenie 

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.
Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

Jelevendy 

A term used to define an unknown number that can be readily identified or presented in its place. Also used in place of a number you will define later.

Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Example 1
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
Jelevendy by Crescent Omega December 26, 2005
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