jazz ass 

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.

"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".

jazz ass by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013

Ass Jazz 

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.

They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!

Ass Jazz by the definition circuit February 27, 2021

jazz hands ass 

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

jazz hands ass by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

ass jazz 

anal sex

all your jazz is belong to ass

ass jazz by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003

ass jazz 

music characterized by long, seemingly never-ending episodes of jarring, dissonant, screechy "music", with a particularly heavy use of horn instruments.

jazz that is "assy", using "ass" as an adjective

"Dont Fear The Reaper" can always use more cowbell, but one never needs more horn in ass jazz.

Guy: "That noise is setting my teeth on edge. What is it?"
Girl: "Oh, that's just the ass jazz show on college radio.

Aslo, a common phrase associated with ass jazz is, "make it stop!"

ass jazz by Ed Melvinado March 18, 2010

Ass Jazz 

Unceasing diarrhea from subsequent food poisoning, over consumption of alcohol or general IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

I ate some bad scallops when Ashley and I went to our favorite spot last night. I had ass jazz the entire next day.

Ass Jazz by Psym0nSayz December 8, 2018