jarn

An acronym for jackass, retarded nukka (j.a.r.n.). It's meant to slander a person's character after he/she makes a rude comment or performs an act associated with a jerk.

"What a jerk move. Brian is such a jarn."

"I can't believe you brought up the time everyone got crabs, you jarn!"

by Glenda_ September 24, 2008

Jarne

A wholesome guy with a nice smile . Every girl likes him you are lucky if he likes you back . He's a good friend and has a pretty good sense of humor . Be friends with thus guy becouse he's amazing

Do you know jarne? Yeah he's a wholesome guy!

by Joe-mama-thicc October 22, 2019

Jarn

Slang for any type of juice.

Would you like some jarn, boys?

by K Dizzle 4 Rizzle March 11, 2021

Jarne

The best guy you’ll ever meet . He is nice and listens to your problems. His dick is fucking big it makes girls scream. He plays baseball with it

Damn you’re fucking me so good, you must be a jarne.

by Antoine van de pleysier July 2, 2018

Jarne

One of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Rich, Kind and funny are only a few words that describe him the best. He can make girls pregnant by only lookin at them. Much more handsome than every Wout on this planet.

I'm lookin for a real alpha male, a real Jarne.

by JongenVanHetAtheneumplein May 5, 2022

Jarn

The most amazing greatest smartest person in all the land with a funny sense of humour and is amazing at all sports

Jarn

by .......-.-./:; May 3, 2018

Jarne

The build up of fermented semen under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Ahh that was the worst porno ever! That actor had a major Jarne.

by RetardedGoldfish June 23, 2011