james walker

my small and errect penis!
BRB, going to stroke james.
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james walker

noob from cambridge.

james is a noob
he doesnt like the tube
he loves phrases like "uber"
but he can't play the tuba

no, this is the bass man
but he has no bases for plans
he's more holmenated that you
go go gah choo

he aspires to be come a flea
so he can sit on your knee ;)
yet he never feels shame
and he can win the game (all laugh at jack)
Sh'it. Tha punk is one rite n00b. It must be walker
by JimBobFred January 19, 2005
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James Walker

The pussy penetrator. Grab her ass and take her to bed. Gets all the pussy
Oh yeah, James Walker just did me
by gibbothegreatyt May 31, 2021
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Go make love, fuck each other fuck each other.
Oh yeah, Sam McAlister and James Walker
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James Walker

A type of guy who re uses the same repetitive, boring joke ‘penis’ every day. Gets no gyal and most likely to turn fruity.
You like saying penis? Don’t be such a james walker.
by ballcancer November 03, 2020
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James Walker

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
by teamboss1 July 05, 2024
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