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james walker 

my small and errect penis!
BRB, going to stroke james.

james walker 

noob from cambridge.

james is a noob
he doesnt like the tube
he loves phrases like "uber"
but he can't play the tuba

no, this is the bass man
but he has no bases for plans
he's more holmenated that you
go go gah choo

he aspires to be come a flea
so he can sit on your knee ;)
yet he never feels shame
and he can win the game (all laugh at jack)
Sh'it. Tha punk is one rite n00b. It must be walker
james walker by JimBobFred January 19, 2005

James Walker 

A type of guy who re uses the same repetitive, boring joke ‘penis’ every day. Gets no gyal and most likely to turn fruity.
You like saying penis? Don’t be such a james walker.
James Walker by ballcancer November 3, 2020

James Walker 

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
James Walker by teamboss1 July 5, 2024

Sam McAlister and James Walker 

Go make love, fuck each other fuck each other.

james walter 

An asshole with a sense of humor
james walter by Akronzip2015 June 18, 2016
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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