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Jado
Jado, appropriately spelled JaDo, refers to a level of domination in fantasy football that far surpasses, and often confuses, lesser minds, resulting in delusional thoughts that they were ever actually good to begin with. In some circles the name JaDo invokes feelings of fear and uncontrollable jealousy often expressed through incredibly lame attempts to discredit his prolific legacy.
In an unfortunate turn of events, JaDo caused Matt Hannaway to feel so insecure about his manhood that he developed a sexual fetish to strange cat porn. His dark days can be seen on Datelines': To Catch a Predator That Fucks Predators.
*Also please note that Matt Hannaway has never beat jado in fantasy football, nor ever will.
*Also please note that Matt Hannaway has never beat jado in fantasy football, nor ever will.
Jado by jado owns you January 9, 2008
Related Words
jadon • jadougie • Jado • Jadoo • Jado506 • JaDoire • jadoll • Jadon and Zoe • jadon chin • Jadon Cleary
Jadon
He is a funny person, he likes to joke around and can sometimes be annoying but he couldn't care less. He is just who he is. He has the most amazing smile and has a handsome face that will attract girls (even lesbians) or (your) girl. He is nice and when you ask for something from him, he will most likely give it to you. He is smart and has a great sense of humor but most of the time he acts slow and will daze off while listening, looking at something or doing something. He is very trust worthy and can be trusted to do something for you or anything you need him to do. He doesn't like to judge but when he is provoked he will strike back and hit you with facts like crazy. He is thankful for everything he has. He prays for the best for himself and people he care for. People who finds him "annoying" just doesn't know what they are missing out on.
Jadoted
Jadoted: comes from a famous Vayne player.
A Jadoted game means a game in which your closest friend and adc is playing Vayne and decides to leave you out (usually because he's tired) without any chance to win the so called game.
A Jadoted game means a game in which your closest friend and adc is playing Vayne and decides to leave you out (usually because he's tired) without any chance to win the so called game.
jadougie
jadougie by CarisLeVertDaGOAT November 24, 2022
Jadougie
An inside joke created from the popular social media app TikTok. It is a response to something very unfunny/corny.
Jadougie by soepicchill December 1, 2022
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