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If it fucks like a duck 

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.
Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

fucks it to you? 

It's short for: What the fuck is it to you? or Why do you care?
Person A: Why are you late to work?

Person B: Fucks it to you?
fucks it to you? by nihilistcake August 21, 2011

i fucks wit it 

-I associate myself with something.
-'it'Could mean anything from girls to cars to anything really.
"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."

"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."

fucks wit it 

someting that you accept to deal wit it
fucks wit it
i fucks wit the new kendrick lamar single.... nigga.

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... 

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...