Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.
John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG
by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019
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