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isanti, Minnesota 

Isanti is a quiet town, everything is nice and peaceful, the kids will be playing and people are nice. There are no drugs there and everyone is nice and happy!

That being said, everything i said is a bullshit lie

Everyone sucks even me, I'm the worst, the kids are out smoking Marijuana veryone treats you like shit and people want to commit suicide. This is a loud county and will always be loud, such it up and fucking deal with it.
I live in isanti, Minnesota and it socks asd

isanti county 

A county north of anoka county, welfare is is on the rise due to the immagration from cotoes such as coon rapids and Brooklyn park. Also very easy to find any drug you desire, are readily available in any area. Police are so lazy here that attempted murders happen in the police station parking lot.
Isani is the very handsome/pretty person who is loyal. He/ she doesnt need lots of friends to be well knowned. He is not that type to let anyone run over him/ her .
Daum is that Isani coming he/she is so fine
isani by Kidsing boy November 6, 2019

icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol 

he/she/they who says this clearly needs to be in bed and is sneaking out past their set bedtime later than expected of them.
person 1- "hey you, join my call on discord"

person 2- "icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol"

person 1- "oh okay no worries

iPanties 

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.
HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!
iPanties by devon_till January 25, 2012
A portmanteau (combination of two or more words or morphemes, see also wordbining) consisting of all or portions of insane/insanity, Santa, and antics. Describes the crazy acts undertaken by people who are altogether nutty about Christmas and associated decorations, celebrations, music, etc. One who overindulges in these acts could also be called an insantic.
We don't need any insantics like last year- just say no to flaming egg nog!!!

Ridiculous, St. Nicholas, i blame you for my wife and kids being 12ft tree decorating insantics.
insantics by markbe November 28, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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