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isanti, Minnesota 

Isanti is a quiet town, everything is nice and peaceful, the kids will be playing and people are nice. There are no drugs there and everyone is nice and happy!

That being said, everything i said is a bullshit lie

Everyone sucks even me, I'm the worst, the kids are out smoking Marijuana veryone treats you like shit and people want to commit suicide. This is a loud county and will always be loud, such it up and fucking deal with it.
I live in isanti, Minnesota and it socks asd

isanti county 

A county north of anoka county, welfare is is on the rise due to the immagration from cotoes such as coon rapids and Brooklyn park. Also very easy to find any drug you desire, are readily available in any area. Police are so lazy here that attempted murders happen in the police station parking lot.
Isani is the very handsome/pretty person who is loyal. He/ she doesnt need lots of friends to be well knowned. He is not that type to let anyone run over him/ her .
Daum is that Isani coming he/she is so fine
isani by Kidsing boy November 6, 2019

icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol 

he/she/they who says this clearly needs to be in bed and is sneaking out past their set bedtime later than expected of them.
person 1- "hey you, join my call on discord"

person 2- "icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol"

person 1- "oh okay no worries

iPanties 

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.
HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!
iPanties by devon_till January 25, 2012
A portmanteau (combination of two or more words or morphemes, see also wordbining) consisting of all or portions of insane/insanity, Santa, and antics. Describes the crazy acts undertaken by people who are altogether nutty about Christmas and associated decorations, celebrations, music, etc. One who overindulges in these acts could also be called an insantic.
We don't need any insantics like last year- just say no to flaming egg nog!!!

Ridiculous, St. Nicholas, i blame you for my wife and kids being 12ft tree decorating insantics.
insantics by markbe November 28, 2009