Ironic sex is when sex becomes ironic.
Extreme irony During sex.
Having a shower after sex, then having sex in the shower instead.
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Extreme irony During sex.
Having a shower after sex, then having sex in the shower instead.
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Eg1. Having sex after a shower to clean up, but end up having sex in the shower.
Eg2. Having sex in the shower then having a shower after shower sex to clean up. AKA Having ironic sex in the shower.
Eg2. Having sex in the shower then having a shower after shower sex to clean up. AKA Having ironic sex in the shower.
by Madriff March 22, 2008
by Ben Allen tsss October 31, 2020
When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
by Insaniac12321 March 13, 2021
by Ben Allen tsss October 31, 2020