ipod sex

The simultaneous use of an ipod by two people, whereby one of the participants uses the designated right earbud and the other participant the left.

I hear Julie and Mike are having unprotected ipod sex; Don't they know they could pass an ear infection that way!

ipod sex by Byron Smith January 11, 2006

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iPod sex

A disturbing trend among American teens in which someone writes and records audio erotica about a friend. This person will then listen to the vulgar audio file in public, often in the presence of unwitting friends and family.

After John sent her his latest mp3, Mary was suspended for having iPod sex at school.

iPod sex by hornydude6969 August 15, 2011

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ipod sex

1. The act of sharing earbuds with another person on your iPod, listening to music together.

2. The acting of sharing music on your iPod with another willing person.

Last night, I had the best iPod sex ever after an iPod date.

ipod sex by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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