(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.
Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.
Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.
Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)
A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.