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ijr 

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ijr is an acronym for "i just realized"
Yo, ijr that the Tostitos® logo is two people eating chips!

Oh snapsicles, ijr that there's an arrow between the 'e' and the 'x' in the Fedex logo.
ijr by jingles. January 24, 2011
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IJR 

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(eye-jay-are) Acronym meaning "Israeli Jew Rape". IJR is a very violent card game formed from the ever-popular ERS (Egyptian Rat Screw) in which sequences of numbers are utilized. It involves multiple people huddled around a central location beating each other mercilessly, taking cards out of another person's hand, and oftentimes includes random exclamations. (Note: IJR can be pronounced "ih-jer" if you are too lazy to say three letters.)
Beasley: Hey, what are you guys playing back there?
Dice: IJR. Want to join?
Beasley: Do I get to hit people?
Carlito: Sure, if you want to.
IJR by Carlito the Drug Lord December 11, 2008
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IJR • ijrlyytorwirlywisysijcgeaiclwybijrly • ijrmeat

ijrlyytorwirlywisysijcgeaiclwybijrly 

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"ijrlyytorwirlywisysijcgeaiclwybijrly" is better than saying ily. You can use this to confess to your crush because it's not a common word and can't be perceive right away. If you want to confess but too shy to do it, say this instead and let them find out in time. It's a more deeper and affectionate message than just saying ily. It's an acronym of:

"I just really love you
You're the only reason why I really love you
When I see you smile I just can't get enough and I can't live without you
Baby, I just really love you"

- A lyrics from the song entitled 'Cause I Like You by Stray Kids Felix and Changbin.
For example,

Felix: Hi, Changbin!
Changbin: Hello
Felix: I have to say something...
Changbin: Go ahead
Felix: ijrlyytorwirlywisysijcgeaiclwybijrly
Changbin: ...?
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ijrmeat 

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"i just rolled my eyes at that".
-used as an acronym to denote a mild to moderate level of annoyance in chat conversations.
person 1:
random statement.

person 2:
failed attempt at witty response.

person 1:
ijrmeat
ijrmeat by dookie launcher September 17, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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