ifiend 

A person who is hopelessly addicted to their iphone. Similar to a crackhead or tweaker, but without the narcotics.

I went out with Christina last night, and she was on her iphone the whole fucking time....she couldn't put it down for more than 90 seconds. Fucking ifiend!

ifiend by MississippiDave July 21, 2010

meme-ified 

To be turned into an internet meme through popularization and circulation, such as Stare Dad or Pedobear of the funnyjunk community.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you see the new Fuck Yea comic?

Guy 2: Yea dude, that shit has been hilarious ever since the first was meme-ified.

meme-ified by FunnyjunkEmissary May 19, 2010

iFriend 

iFriend, n. 1. One who is used solely for the applications on his or her iPhone.

Definition also applies to other Apple products, i.e., iPod, iTouch, iMac.

Person 1: Hey Jane, can I check my Facebook on your iPhone?
Person 2: Um, actually my name's Julie, but, sure...
Person 3 (to person 1): Do you actually hang out with that girl?
Person 1: No, she's just my iFriend.

iFriend by scarvenator March 21, 2009

damn-ified 

a combination of being mortified and wanting to say damn at the same time

Daniel, i'm damn-ified by your white vans

damn-ified by frenchfries82 February 19, 2019

Billy Mayes-ified 

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.

He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.

Billy Mayes-ified by bored7 July 6, 2009

Johnny Marr-ified 

Once Johnny Marr colaborates with an indie band, the band's quality greatly improves, but their lifespan may become shorter.

Ever since Modest Mouse was Johnny Marr-ified, they've been better. But I'm worried they'll break up soon.

Johnny Marr-ified by Neil Hamrick April 21, 2008

ifriendity 

Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.

While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.

ifriendity by von groovy August 18, 2017