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I'm fat by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

I'm fat/I'm ugly 

Sis if you're searching this up because you think you are...please don't like you're beautiful and you're a skinny legend so shut up and be happy with yourself

If anyone looks like garbage 24/7 it's me

Someone: I'm fat/I'm ugly-
Me: s i l e n c e y o u a r e n o t

I'm fat/I'm ugly by I_hate_snakeu February 23, 2020

and I'm fat

Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.

"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."

and I'm fat by Illustrator February 3, 2004

and I'm fat

what a self concious lady insists she is. but her boyfriend always dissagrees

girl: " i look horrible and i'm fat"
boyfriend: " you amazing sweets"

and I'm fat by lollies May 16, 2005

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

I'm a fat fucking pig by CowTittes April 23, 2019

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball! by Jeff Travers April 11, 2003

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

I'm your father/mother by LLBDAB June 1, 2021