hydroms

Short for hydrogen atoms, for when you get tired of saying it multiple times, or for when "hydrogen atoms" is too many syllables to fit into a rap lyric.

Forget nitro! My ride needs somethin' more. When I get to pimpin' these wheels, I'm goin' for hydroms, yo.

Josie was in for a nasty surprise when what she thought was a helium balloon turned out to be filled with hydroms.

Water? That's just the shit that comes out when hydroms link with oxygen in a kick-ass exothermic reaction.

by The Jive Chemist May 27, 2005

hydrosynthesis

When one stands in the shower like a vegetable as if the water will give you energy while scrolling through Tik Tok in a comatose state. This is a great time to put a bar of soap up your ass

Karen: Hey Courtneigh, why did you take four hours in the shower you stupid whore

Courtneigh: I was doing my hydrosynthesis you fucking boomer
Karen: Shove a bar of soap up your ass you unclean thot

by dinowaffle666 November 11, 2019

Hydrosexual

One who gets aroused when in water or even worse, looking at water.

taking bath for an hour?? what are you now..a hydrosexual??

by speakerstand March 1, 2009

Hydromancer

Another name for aquamancer. One who can manipulate water as they please.

He is making water float he must be a hydromancer.

by rysny September 1, 2011

Hydroseeding

Masterbating in the shower.

The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!

by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

hydroscillator

An automobile component that can be found in virtually every car, foreign or domestic. Invented by Mortimer Ford(Henry Ford's illegitimate half brother or something), the hydroscillator's only known function is to allow vehicles to drive themselves in a semi-sentient manner. Although hydroscillator design varies, they are usually a fist-sized cylindrical device with two wires sticking out.

Featured on the ABC network expose' "When Cars Attack!"

Mechanic: "Well see here's your problem; your blinker fluid lines burst and shorted out the hydroscillator. While I was checking, I saw that your muffler bearings and flux capacitor needed replacing."

by gooberliberation April 10, 2007

hydromasturbation

when a female uses the force of water to feel good... usually laying down in the bathtub and letting the warm water forcefully hit the vagina.

-my vibrator works so well
-yeah well so does hydromasturbation

by ardnek March 8, 2005