The
god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take
pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead
burn all of them in
front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a
cup of strawberry
lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too
pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch
homie
Person 1: HAHA, I
haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head
ass.
