Dick: yeah, so he put an addendum in his will that states that the benificiary of his estate must hire at least 25 asian strippers to go to his funeral dressed as schoolgirls and act sad.

tom: that's fucking hotlarious!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak