Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?

Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?

by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018

Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014

press box hot

An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?

Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.

Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.

by Edsantry February 14, 2007

hot off the press

The news is so current, the ink is still hot.

Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.

by jack jack July 7, 2005