The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.
I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.
by RexGibson February 3, 2006
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an another way of saying someone has abnormally above average sized teeth (primarily cristian)
this nibba cristian straight up got horse teeth ya feel me?
by the best gamer October 29, 2017
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(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 9, 2004
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