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horizontal phobia 

the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun............. KORN!!! (the band..not the vegetable..DUH!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!
person:OMG I WOULD DIE FOR HORIZONTAL PHOBIA!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!
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horizontal phobia 

the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.
goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!

horizontal phobia 

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....
i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...