hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 28, 2019

Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.

Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.

by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 11, 2020

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023

hood sex

Proceeding in sexual intercourse without kissing her/him

Damn bro I had the best hood sex with Kelsey last night.

by Lb14 December 9, 2022

Hobin hood

Goof,rat,dirty,

Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents

Likes little girls

Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out

Pkg thief

PC hideout

Hobin hood is a parasite,
If you don’t get rid of it it will suck the life outta you

by Love Kingston finest June 28, 2023