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homolite 

1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.

2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex
1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.

female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".

2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"

Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"
homolite by Smitty 242 September 7, 2012
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homolytic cleavage 

the wet protruding breasts of a chemist bouncing in a too-tight lab coat
yo, i wanna smart chick; i better go fo dat homolytic cleavage.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012