hole stretcher

A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.

With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.

hole stretcher by gwilly102 April 7, 2009

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Hole Stretcher

A turd, while coming out , that is too girthy for your size ass pipe hole therefore cause ones ass pipe hole to become stretched out ( ripping sensation that hurts beyond belief) to allow the girthy turd to be launched successful.

When one feels they need stitches after taking a massive dump!

Hey why Is mark walking so funny? Oh you didn't hear? He set adrift a hole stretcher after lunch and is pretty wallered up!

Hole Stretcher by Dowdy_the BBL February 19, 2017

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Hole Stretch

Another term for weed, cannibis, marijuana, ect.

Yo I just copped a O of some hole stretch you wanna come sesh?

Hole Stretch by _Nigiri February 22, 2022

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Peep Hole Stretch

When you try to stretch you wee hole.
With a ear plug.

yea thats correct

Stretching up the hole you piss from!

Many will do this sick painful modification, To insert foreign bodies such as bendy straws, To achieve the illusion of pissing up a wall like a male.

"Oh hai lily, I feel like stretching my wee hole,Yes a Peep Hole Stretch!, to insert a hollow object, therefore allowing me to piss up walls"

Eg; Straw

Peep Hole Stretch by Natooshka Almigheh! June 2, 2009

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Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.

(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"

Stretched Hole Syndrome by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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