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Acronym for "how in the f*&%", as in "how in the f*&%" did that happen? Used to relay complete disbelief at a situation, person, group, or any other observable event, sometimes retrospectively. Often used when something attempted should be obvious, but somehow seems impossible or overlooked.
1) hitf did -that- guy end up with a chick -that- hot?
2) hitf did we not realize that global warming would be a problem?
3) hitf do I put together this goddamned IKEA furniture?
hitf by mmmike March 20, 2008
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Hitf means "How in the F***"
Hitf is an expression created by Destiny Hein in 2015
Bruce:Kim K. is hot!
Jim:Htif do you think that?!
Hitf by loltherory May 14, 2015
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Acronym for “how in the fuck
hitf is he still here if he got kicked out
hitf by oge September 29, 2021
A person who possesses a face you instinctively want to punch.
With his pug nose and small, beady eyes, Taylor Lautner is a classic hitface.
hitface by Charles Dunbar September 6, 2011
I just wanna go out to the club already... can you hitfu with your hair?

That report still isn't done?! Hitfu already!
hitfu by WankMasterG June 20, 2009
The act of hitting an object with the hope that it will fix it.
My starter was not working on my car so I hitfixed it and was back on the road in a jiffy.
Hitfix by Amberdex February 28, 2021
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