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Acronym for "how in the f*&%", as in "how in the f*&%" did that happen? Used to relay complete disbelief at a situation, person, group, or any other observable event, sometimes retrospectively. Often used when something attempted should be obvious, but somehow seems impossible or overlooked.

1) hitf did -that- guy end up with a chick -that- hot?
2) hitf did we not realize that global warming would be a problem?
3) hitf do I put together this goddamned IKEA furniture?

hitf by mmmike March 20, 2008

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Hitf

Hitf means "How in the F***"

Hitf is an expression created by Destiny Hein in 2015
Bruce:Kim K. is hot!
Jim:Htif do you think that?!

Hitf by loltherory May 14, 2015

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hitf • hitface • Hitfix • hitfu • hit for the cycle • HIT Factory • Hit Feet • Hit five • hit flick • hit fo' it

hitf

Acronym for “how in the fuck”

hitf is he still here if he got kicked out

hitf by oge September 29, 2021

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hitface

A person who possesses a face you instinctively want to punch.

With his pug nose and small, beady eyes, Taylor Lautner is a classic hitface.

hitface by Charles Dunbar September 6, 2011

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hitfu

Acronym for Hurry It The Fuck Up.

I just wanna go out to the club already... can you hitfu with your hair?

That report still isn't done?! Hitfu already!

hitfu by WankMasterG June 20, 2009

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Hitfix

The act of hitting an object with the hope that it will fix it.

My starter was not working on my car so I hitfixed it and was back on the road in a jiffy.

Hitfix by Amberdex February 28, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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