It's a mysterious creature that's not real but because it's not real a bunch of people say that it's a cover-up. Similar to Bigfoot and the Chupacabra. Has a grey face with eyeless holes and a toothless mouth. Wears a red jacket.
Man 1: Look, In that black window.
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!
by One Knee August 2, 2019
One of the most dangerous cryptids ever. Takes the form of a funny man named Jack in a bowler hat and vest who is trying to be hip. Currently wanders the hills of Burbank seeking to collect all seven of the Tomar Emeralds.
by BeefRat August 6, 2019
A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.
"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."
by RedIsNotBlue June 17, 2021
A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.
"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."
by RedIsNotBlue June 17, 2021
It combines the qualities of a hipster and a lumberjack. A person who has a beard, wears flannel, and preferences PBR. Musical interests include everything from Bluegrass to Ke$ha.
Person 1:Do you see that bearded man wearing flannel over there?
Person 2: Yes! I wish I could be a hipjack like him!
Person 2: Yes! I wish I could be a hipjack like him!
by WoodLover October 31, 2011