A sexual move where two men dock their penises and form a handshake grip around their cocks. They then perform a back and forth motion until combining fluids in their dock port.
Hinterland is probably German, because it is. It basically means as rural as you can get within range of a city. The phrase can also apply to any area in the stix, or way far out dude.
Jonas: Where does Steve live again? I always see him taking the 116 bus home.
Alistair: He lives way out in the English hinterland, up by Hemingstone. How the fuck did he get here?
The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.