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There is a donkey in Africa. He eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular ass-hole, hence the pyramids.
by Diavolo February 16, 2004
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a sarcastic offer to allow one to make sweet love to the subjects ass.
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009
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A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.
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