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tart cart helmet wearing window licker 

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

helmet wearing window licker 

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard
That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker 

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker