hello neighbor 

A game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to get into his basement that he has locked up.
It uses AI that learns your every move and gets harder every time you are caught by your neighbor.
Currently in alpha or beta stage and will be released in Summer 2017.

Hello Neighbor fucking scared me.

hello neighbor by DesiredExoticNeighbor January 25, 2017

hello neighbor 

While your girl is at the window, you take her from behind as she waves at passing neighbors or neighbors outside their house unaware that you're fucking her. Fucking your girl doggy style while she waves and converses out the window with neighbors.

Bob had no idea that I was doing the hello neighbor when he waved to Marianne in the window.

hello neighbor by jamesr21 November 9, 2010

Hello Neighbor 

A cartoony looking horror game that's not as scary as confusing. Like you have a puzzle where you have to pick a random globe, freeze it and then put it in a random podium to freeze a water. Meanwhile the neighbor will be the most annoying (and only) enemy you mean. His AI is more annoying than confusing as he can often see you trough walls, be super fast or just being a jerk in general.

Person A: Hey dude, how to solve the water puzzle in Hello Neighbor?
Person B: You freeze a random globe and then put it on a random podium.
Person A: You wot now m8?

Hello Neighbor by TheLegend25897 May 29, 2018

hello neighbor 

A cardboard or plastic tube stuffed with dryer sheets, you know, the smelly good ones. used to attempt to remove some of the pungent qualities of marijuana "reefer" smoke. works better the more stoned you are. see also: spoof, snoosh

dude, hit this shit and dont forget to use the hello neighbor.

hello neighbor by Atler Lansing February 2, 2004

Hello Neighbor 

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to figure out what horrible secrets he's hiding in the basement.

You play against an advanced AI that learns from your every move. Really enjoying climbing through that backyard window? Expect a bear trap there. Sneaking through the front door? There'll be cameras there soon. Trying to escape? The Neighbor will find a shortcut and catch you.

hello neighbor is gay af lol

Hello Neighbor by DesiredExoticNeighbor February 7, 2018

Hello Neighbor 

when a man is fucking a woman doggy style his friend hides in the closet, naked and ready to take his place. The friend sneaks out and switches with the original fucker of the woman. While the second man continues to screw the lady from behind the first one sneaks outside to the window which the woman is facing. He looks in and waves causing the woman to be extremely confused due to the fact that the man who she thought was destroying her from behind is now smiling and waving to her from outside.

Dude, me and Johnny totally messed with my ex girlfriend last night!

Really?
Yeah, we gave her the old Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor by rowdyhowdy November 3, 2010

Hello Neighbor 

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to figure out what horrible secrets he's hiding in the basement.

You play against an advanced AI that learns from your every move. Really enjoying climbing through that backyard window? Expect a bear trap there. Sneaking through the front door? There'll be cameras there soon. Trying to escape? The Neighbor will find a shortcut and catch you.

hello neighbor is gay game for pussies

Hello Neighbor by DesiredExoticNeighbor February 7, 2018