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1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
by Chromium April 03, 2005
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