heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

by ShakeSicle April 07, 2009

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.

My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.

by Doctorjed March 04, 2019

Heatstroking

A technique born of desperation in which one masturbates without the aid of hand lotion, leading to the potential for friction burn.

"Yo, Dev's sitting funny. What happened to him?"
"He was heatstroking pretty hard last night on Omegle. I think he's paying for it today. Don't diddle your meat if you can't take the heat, bruh."

by abelinkinpark September 11, 2017