Hardfingers 

Caused by intense masturbation

Johnny has hardfingers.

Hardfingers by Angc15 July 19, 2016

tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

Hamdingers 

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

Hamdingers by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009