happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it
That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.
by obie trice June 11, 2003
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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