To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates
Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down
by Claret103747 April 21, 2020
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When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 11, 2014
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