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handscum by EViLPRiNCESSx October 11, 2015
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handschumacher
the guy who does stupid and wildley dangerous activities for his enjoyment and that of others; a masochist. usually extremely sexy and funny.
handschumacher by killerbunny March 24, 2007
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handcum
An explosive enjoyable sensation on an orgasmic level felt only in the palm of the hand after a mind-bending arm and hand tickle. The technique for giving someone handcum is to run one's fingernails down the arm slowly and methodically, intermittently touching the palm but leaving most of the activity to the arm until the person is in a fit of passion and cannot stand it anymore...then you scratch the palm. Fast.
handcum by friendsofroy January 1, 2010
Handscrumptious
A person who is handscrumptious is someone who is so handsome and so magnificently jaw dropping showstopping breathtaking enigma that hospitalizes people with their looks- only in existence ‘king Tobie labia’
“God I just met Tobie today and MAY I JUST SAY they are absoLUTELY HANDSCRUMPTIOUS”
“You gotta be careful around that Tobie they’ll make your heart stop”
“You gotta be careful around that Tobie they’ll make your heart stop”
Handscrumptious by TheRealJayNipple February 25, 2024
peter handscomb
A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.
peter handscomb by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018
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