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handscum

when a guy is hot, but kind of gross.

stemming from the word handsome.
Janet: dwamn that guy is hot!

Bernice: ew Janet, he's dirty.

Janet: oh come on, he's handscum!
by EViLPRiNCESSx October 11, 2015
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handschumacher

the guy who does stupid and wildley dangerous activities for his enjoyment and that of others; a masochist. usually extremely sexy and funny.
dude, where's that handschumacher kid from?
by killerbunny March 24, 2007
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handcum

An explosive enjoyable sensation on an orgasmic level felt only in the palm of the hand after a mind-bending arm and hand tickle. The technique for giving someone handcum is to run one's fingernails down the arm slowly and methodically, intermittently touching the palm but leaving most of the activity to the arm until the person is in a fit of passion and cannot stand it anymore...then you scratch the palm. Fast.
You just made my handcum. Now do the other one.
by friendsofroy January 1, 2010
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Handscrumptious

A person who is handscrumptious is someone who is so handsome and so magnificently jaw dropping showstopping breathtaking enigma that hospitalizes people with their looks- only in existence ‘king Tobie labia’
“God I just met Tobie today and MAY I JUST SAY they are absoLUTELY HANDSCRUMPTIOUS”
“You gotta be careful around that Tobie they’ll make your heart stop”
by TheRealJayNipple February 25, 2024
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peter handscomb

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.
Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.
by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018
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