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Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual
Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u
Handisexual by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.
Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.
Handisexual by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026