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hammer of justice 

The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.

Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
hammer of justice by MASTrunks December 1, 2007
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hammer of justice 

An appropriate punishment when qmomo misbehaves. Although qmomo never admits, the hammer of justice does him more good than wrong.
hammer of justice by g-hunter January 15, 2009

hammer of justice 

One of five basic volleyball hitting methods. Difficult to master, but when done correctly, is arguably the most effective technique in all of volleyball. One performs the hammer of justice (or HOJ, pronounced "hahj") by making a fist with one's right hand, covering it with the left hand, holding one's hands above one's head and striking the ball downward. Believed to have originated in Nashville.
Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!
hammer of justice by Jerome Finkle October 3, 2009

Purple Headed hammer of justice 

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
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