Halfstrated 

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.

P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.

Halfstrated by hexxhex October 10, 2018

Calfstrated 

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

Calfstrated by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012