half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
by martha July 07, 2005
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Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom
Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!
by Jade Craze June 03, 2020
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Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
by ptaylor703 January 30, 2021
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