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Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full
Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty
Half Ounce by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. 

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.
person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.
half-first-cousin-once-removed.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026