hajeked

the art of leaving your mouth open at all times
being able to fix anything
going from a goon during the day to a dog at night time
getting girls to show body parts for beer

his mouth has been open for a while, hes clearly hajeking.
you just hajeked that broken door.
last night your hajek came out.
you just hajeked that girl to show her tits.

hajeked by hajek fan club December 6, 2011

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hajened

annoyed and not wanting to do anything

"stop it Carter I'm very hajened from you already."

hajened by Sophia hemligten November 1, 2020

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hajened

annoyed and had enough from everything

"stop it Carter I'm very hajened from you enough."

hajened by Sophia hemligten November 1, 2020

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hajeed

funny really cute person and sensitive

She's hajeed

hajeed by Cutie06 June 1, 2020

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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