hajeked

the art of leaving your mouth open at all times
being able to fix anything
going from a goon during the day to a dog at night time
getting girls to show body parts for beer

his mouth has been open for a while, hes clearly hajeking.
you just hajeked that broken door.
last night your hajek came out.
you just hajeked that girl to show her tits.

hajeked by hajek fan club December 6, 2011

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hajened

annoyed and not wanting to do anything

"stop it Carter I'm very hajened from you already."

hajened by Sophia hemligten November 1, 2020

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hajened

annoyed and had enough from everything

"stop it Carter I'm very hajened from you enough."

hajened by Sophia hemligten November 1, 2020

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hajeed

funny really cute person and sensitive

She's hajeed

hajeed by Cutie06 June 1, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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