Hairpochondriac

When a man in his late 20's/early 30's thinks he is going bald.

"I swear my hairline never used to be this far back. Is my crown thinning? I don't want an egg in a nest"

"I wont suit bald, my head is a weird shape. Does this mean I have to grow a beard now?!"

"hey man quit being a hairpochondriac, it's not even that bad"

by Itisiphillsutton July 09, 2020